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Feminist Ninja Badass

It is NOT about seeing men as inferior to our female awesomenes (though this one tempted me a bit).

It’s NOT having the right to physically or emotionally hurt a man because he can ‘take it’.

It’s NOT about depriving men of rights such as parental leave.

And it’s not about reducing men to Neanderthals whose brains operate solely in their penises.

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Everyone Poops

At this point my aunt returns, and Granny announces, “We gotta go back. The kid wants to poop.”
But that’s cool, ’cause my aunt is used to Granny’s brutal honesty. So we’re all laughing and saying “Yeah, let’s go, better out than in.”

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It’s 2065 and Shit Happens

Pretend it’s 2065 and you’re telling some random kids on the street that, “When I was your age, me and my bitches literally drank an entire keg of beer on our own. It was awesome, you guys.” And one kid

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The Best Picard Memes Out There

If you know me (okay, let’s put it differently: if you know Princess Kickass), you know we’re HUGE Star Trek: TNG fans. So here are the best Picard memes out there, just for you. Say it. To.My.Face. Yasssssss! I can’t

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