When I was eight, a friend from school invited me to a Halloween party. I was psyched. Brazil is known for Carnival, football and women, but definitely NOT Halloween parties, which is stupid if you ask me. Halloween is like…
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ORCA -THE KILLER WHALE
You guys, seriously, this movie is the best movie ever.
Like, there’s this guy (Richard Harris) who accidentally kills a baby orca, and then Mamma orca is super pissed, because come on, wouldn’t you be pissed if someone killed your baby?Mamma orca had my vote from the start (sorry, Richard Harris.)
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Posted in Fun, movies, Writing
Posted in Fun, movies, Writing
The Ultimate Dad Joke Contest Winner
We only had one real competitor in the contest (who knew people didn’t like dad jokes that much? Damn, ya’ll.) Still, his contributions pretty much made the whole contest. So here he is, the winner of the Ultimate Dad Joke Contest:…
THE ULTIMATE DAD JOKE CONTEST
This might come as a surprise to you, but I’m not a dad. I know, I was shocked too. But it seems I’m a female and females cannot be dads, only moms. So lame. Anyway, I LOVE dad jokes. They’re…
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Posted in Fun, Things I saw on the Internet, Writing
Ten Commandments
I think that if God had something against gay people, he’d have mentioned it in the ten commandments. Like, Moses probably looked at the stones and asked, “Lord, what about homosexuals?” And God said, “Nah, they cool, bruh.”
C.S. Wilde 