So Eve tempted Adam to bite the apple and Adam, who was really horny, bit the apple so that Eve would give him a free pass into her highway, and both were banned from the Garden of Eden, and just before…
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The Ultimate Dad Joke Contest Winner
We only had one real competitor in the contest (who knew people didn’t like dad jokes that much? Damn, ya’ll.) Still, his contributions pretty much made the whole contest. So here he is, the winner of the Ultimate Dad Joke Contest:…
Everyone Poops
At this point my aunt returns, and Granny announces, “We gotta go back. The kid wants to poop.”
But that’s cool, ’cause my aunt is used to Granny’s brutal honesty. So we’re all laughing and saying “Yeah, let’s go, better out than in.”
C.S. Wilde 