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The Ultimate Dad Joke Contest Winner

We only had one real competitor in the contest (who knew people didn’t like dad jokes that much? Damn, ya’ll.) Still, his contributions pretty much made the whole contest. So here he is, the winner of the Ultimate Dad Joke Contest:

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On Perseverance

Perseverance is important as duck (see how I cleverly replaced the F for a D? If you haven’t,now you have.)
Anyway, I was thinking about Graham Moore’s Oscars’ speech, you, know, the “Stay weird, stay different” one. Which brought me back to Tim Allen’s one liner in Galaxy Quest (a great Star Trek parody, by the way) where he says “Never give up, never surrender.”

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R-E-S-P-E-C-T

“OMG, you have so many grey hairs!”

Well, first of all, it’s not many. It’s just a few. Second, I didn’t have time to color my hair. I was too busy watching Sherlock and chillin’ on my sofa, thank you very much.

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It’s my Birthday, so Here’s Some Stuff!

Holy shit, I’m turning 21. … Okay, fine. 27. … FINE, 31! I’m turning 31, are you happy now? ARE YOU? *Ahem.* I decided to spend this morning playing with Photoshop, so I’VE MADE SOME STUFF! You get stuff, she

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Ten Things Not To Say To a Writer

Sharing the best of the Twitter Hashtag #tenthingsnottosaytoawriter   You should write a (fill-in-the-blank) book (instead of what you are working on). #TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter — Writer's Digest (@WritersDigest) July 28, 2015 No, seriously, what's your REAL job? #tenthingsnottosaytoawriter — Madam_Kickass (@madam_kickass) July

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