Yes, it has happened. I am older (though if we think about it, we’re older every passing day, minute, and second, so, what gives? Idk, man.)
Anyway, I have mixed feelings about my birthday. I mean, it’s always a cool opportunity to take a day off and enjoy a sunny day with my husband at the lake, a husband who happens to have a striking similarity to this guy:
(Minus the abs, that is. I like having some meat to grab, taut muscles are so overrated)
So all of this is cool, but at the same time… I’M OLDER. We’re all slowly dying, people!
My best friend said that I was growing smarter like Yoda, because apparently, when we’re young we’re stupid (most of the time, I guess?) So according to her, getting older = getting smarter, and I’m not sure if she’s really my best friend anymore. I mean, she should know that I’m the living proof against that argument.
Anyway. Even if it were true, Yoda gets no hot chicks, and Yoda lives isolated in a crappy swamp planet. Yoda is cool, but BEING YODA SUCKS.
#sorryyoda
So that’s it. Our boobs will get saggy and our skin will wrinkle… and life will keep being a pretty wonderful thing.
We might get older, but the journey we’ve been through is totally worth it.
So that’s my birthday rant/ realization of this year. Plus, I’m married to Tarzan, so I’m cool.
Oh, and if you feel like giving me a free, quick gift, why not like my Facebook page? You know you want to. *using Jedi mind trick on you* You will like my Facebook page.
Did it work? Tell me it did, ’cause then it’ll mean that I’m a Jedi, and fuck this shit, I’m off to Naboo.
PS: A hot Jedi. Like Obi-wan, okay? Not like Yoda.
C.S. Wilde writes about fantastical worlds, love stories larger than life and epic battles. She also, quite obviously, sucks at writing an author bio. She finds it awkward that she must write this in the third person, and hopes you won’t notice.
Happy Birthday. I’m glad your love story is larger than life and I hope your birthday measures up too. I don’t fakebook so your Jedi Mind tricks are useless against my will. I liked Darth Maul and lamented his character wasn’t better developed before just offing the guy. I think they hired an actor who could use a quarter-staff but couldn’t remember any lines.
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Thank you! And I definitely agree on Darth Maul!
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Attractive Jedi? Hmmm. Mara Jade?
Anywho, happy day of your birth, because saying birthday is cliche. LOL. Have a good one, take a break and I already liked your FB page, so there ;p.
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Hehe u rock, sir!
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Happy birthday! Welcome to the *dark side* of aging! We’re all getting older, unfortunately…
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Tell me about it 😦
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I look at my day of birth (I did it again) as a marker to how successfully I have cheated death. So far I am 34-0 against death. I am a fucking winner!
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Hell yeah
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Happy Birthday!!! I hope you’re having a fun time celebrating it! 🙂
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Thank you! It’s been really fun so far ^_^
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Here’s to many more! (Years — and books!)
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Thanks Mike ❤ you rock! ^_^
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Happy birthday!
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Thank you ❤
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Happy birthday 🙂 Mine is coming up, too, but no Tarzon guy for me 😦
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Tarzan*
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Hehe thank you ^_^
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Happy Birthday! Hope you had a great one.
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It was awesome Nikki! : )
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Everyone ages, but inner beauty doesn’t age. You are definitely awesome and beautiful. Happy birthday to you. Mine is on October 31st. Yes, Halloween. Lol.
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Happy birthday. And when it’s your Tarzan-husband’s birthday perhaps you could buy him a shirt.
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No way. In fact, I’ll hide all the shirts in the house lol
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Happy birthday, look at it this way so I go on is what came out instead of; or: because I am dictating, and I really wasn’t sure what I was going to write anyway.
Hope you have a wonderful day!
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Thank you ^_^
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Happy Belated Birthday!
Let’s not call it ‘smarter’, but more ‘experienced’ instead. It’s a win-win situation…especially if you’re on the “more’ side! ^-^
Many thanks for stopping by my place!
(And the Jedi-mind trick worked! Who knew?)
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Yay ^_^
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Missed this somehow… happy belated! Sending (digital) cake your way.
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Happy Birthday
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Thank you ❤
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You’re welcome
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