THE ULTIMATE DAD JOKE CONTEST

This might come as a surprise to you, but I’m not a dad. I know, I was shocked too. But it seems I’m a female and females cannot be dads, only moms. So lame.

Anyway, I LOVE dad jokes. They’re funny, brilliant, and not lame at all (sometimes). So I thought I’d share some with you today.

And at the end of the post you’ll get more details about

THE ULTIMATE DAD JOKE CONTEST

Here are some funny dad jokes to get your started

  • “[At Dad Jokes Anonymous meeting] Hi Everyone, I’m addicted to dad jokes.

[group relapsing in unison] Nice to meet you, addicted to dad jokes, we’re dads.”

  • “A big cat escaped it’s cage at the zoo yesterday. If I saw that I’d puma pants.”
  • “Don’t kiss your wife with a runny nose. You might think it’s funny, but it’s snot.”

But wait. This wouldn’t be a proper dad joke post without Rick Grimes, because he’s the king of bad dad jokes.

LOL Rick!

NOW ENTER THE

ULTIMATE DAD JOKE CONTEST

UnbenanntDrop your favorite dad joke in the comments to enter the ULTIMATE DAD JOKE CONTEST. Competitors will have their dad jokes posted on a poll and you will choose the winner!

The winner will get a certificate of BEST DAD JOKER. And if you’re like me, you don’t necessarily need to be a dad to join. So make sure to reblog and forward this to all dad joke lovers out there!

Twitter hashtag #ultimatedadjoke

C.S. Wilde writes about fantastical worlds, love stories larger than life and epic battles. She also, quite obviously, sucks at writing an author bio. She finds it awkward that she must write this in the third person, and hopes you won’t notice.

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17 comments on “THE ULTIMATE DAD JOKE CONTEST
  1. The V Pub says:

    Are you telling me there are jokes about dads? Is princess behind this? πŸ˜‰

    Like

  2. C.S. Wilde says:

    It’s a nice one : D

    Like

  3. driftinglexi says:

    Omg I love this post so much. I’ve seen loads of this images with Rick and Carl floating about, but you’ve shown me a couple of different ones and definitely cheered me up on my way to work, haha!

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Wait… you aren’t a dad?!? lol πŸ˜‰

    Liked by 2 people

  5. Zak Zakaryas says:

    Triumph turned to tragedy when the scientist who successfully cloned the first human being pushed that same person out of a window for making inappropriate remarks. The police are charging him with making an obscene clone fall.

    Liked by 2 people

  6. Mon ☠ says:

    Coral! I didnt know it was a dudename. But I like how he keeps repeating it in the end

    Liked by 1 person

  7. garym6059 says:

    Dammit I missed this one!

    Liked by 1 person

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