Pretend it’s 2065 and you’re telling some random kids on the street that, “When I was your age, me and my bitches literally drank an entire keg of beer on our own. It was awesome, you guys.” And one kid…
Hey Everyone! I have returned from beautiful AUSTRALIA! One month, several cities and lots of amazing experiences. In Australia, I’ve learned something remarkable and unexpected: Kangaroos and Koalas are overrated assholes. The CUTEST animal in Australia is actually the QUOKKA.…
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Are you excited about tomorrow? I am. The kid has dance class, so I get to write, uninterrupted, for about three hours! No, dance class isn’t three hours. She’s five. Dance class is about 45…