#HoldACokeWithYourBoobsChallenge: Bite My Angry Ass

The “Hold a Coke With Your Boobs” challenge is the stupidest thing since the Kardashians. I never thought I’d be able to say that, but I just did.

If you missed it, hundreds of women started posting photos of their breasts with a can of coke in between them, in order to raise breast cancer awareness. The campaign went viral.

‘Cause yeah, that makes perfect sense. Let’s raise awareness toward breast cancer by showcasing the exact parts of a woman’s body that get CHOPPED OFF thanks to fucking breast cancer. Yeah, let’s display hundreds of women with perfectly huge breasts to raise awareness toward that,  because it makes a lot of sense, and is not disrespectful at all.

How can anyone go for this? It’s just a stunt from an adult modelling agency and it’s not linked to any organization that fights breast cancer in any way. Obviously.

Seriously, how does showcasing your boobs publicly raises awareness toward breast cancer? It certainly raises awareness toward your boobs, but it doesn’t do the same for breast cancer. It especially raises the awareness of thousands of horny dumb-asses around the globe getting free boobies, but it doesn’t benefit anyone. Asides from the horny dumb-asses).

Quoting my grandpa, “People these days…”

(This girl had the perfect reply to the pile of BS that is the  #HoldACokeWithYourBoobsChallenge, by the way).

 

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