#HoldACokeWithYourBoobsChallenge: Bite My Angry Ass

The “Hold a Coke With Your Boobs” challenge is the stupidest thing since the Kardashians. I never thought I’d be able to say that, but I just did.

If you missed it, hundreds of women started posting photos of their breasts with a can of coke in between them, in order to raise breast cancer awareness. The campaign went viral.

‘Cause yeah, that makes perfect sense. Let’s raise awareness toward breast cancer by showcasing the exact parts of a woman’s body that get CHOPPED OFF thanks to fucking breast cancer. Yeah, let’s display hundreds of women with perfectly huge breasts to raise awareness toward that,  because it makes a lot of sense, and is not disrespectful at all.

How can anyone go for this? It’s just a stunt from an adult modelling agency and it’s not linked to any organization that fights breast cancer in any way. Obviously.

Seriously, how does showcasing your boobs publicly raises awareness toward breast cancer? It certainly raises awareness toward your boobs, but it doesn’t do the same for breast cancer. It especially raises the awareness of thousands of horny dumb-asses around the globe getting free boobies, but it doesn’t benefit anyone. Asides from the horny dumb-asses).

Quoting my grandpa, “People these days…”

(This girl had the perfect reply to the pile of BS that is the  #HoldACokeWithYourBoobsChallenge, by the way).


C.S. Wilde writes about fantastical worlds, love stories larger than life and epic battles. She also, quite obviously, sucks at writing an author bio. She finds it awkward that she must write this in the third person, and hopes you won’t notice.

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32 comments on “#HoldACokeWithYourBoobsChallenge: Bite My Angry Ass
  1. A.B Mood says:

    First that Kylie Jenner Challange (oh God it still haunts my nightmares), Charlie Charlie Challenge, now THIS? The world is getting stupider by the second!

    Liked by 2 people

  2. harmony77uk says:

    This is very dumb, fortunately not many of my friends are joining in (I’d block them if they stooped that low!) so my timeline is sane! But OMG! This is just monumentally stupid, someone stop it!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. I don’t mind 😉


  4. I even told my buddy, I could do it, no problems there…


  5. I could mention that I was joking, :). Kinda hard to know in writing, unless I tell you I suppose?

    Liked by 1 person

  6. The stupidity! It hurts!

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Devendra Kanajariya says:

    Superb…. But where can i see your photo….. 😉😘


  8. Jay says:

    I haven’t heard of this one yet, but it’s pretty disheartening. I think it’s a challenge for people who love to post racy selfies – and this one lets you pretend it’s for a good cause.

    Liked by 1 person

  9. Elisa Macz says:

    Tudo é motivo pra mostrar os peitos. Incrível.
    Ainda na onda, e aqueles joguinhos de facebook? “Vamos conscientizar sobre o câncer de mama: poste onde vc deixa a sua bolsa quando chega em casa”.
    Pior é ver que até minha mãe cai nessa…

    Liked by 1 person

  10. The V-Pub says:

    Nothing surprises me anymore. This sounds more like a Howard Stern stunt than anything else. I’m not complaining about boobs, but…..

    Liked by 1 person

  11. Couldn’t agree with this post more!

    Liked by 1 person

  12. Little Rants says:

    “Stupidest thing since the Kardashians”

    Woman, I love you!

    Liked by 1 person

  13. asenaimali says:

    Aren’t I just the biggest idiot?? I assumed, on seeing C.S. Wilde that you’re male. My apologies.


  14. Ahdad says:

    I don’t have boobs because man-boobs aka moobs doesn’t count BUT I couldn’t agree more. It’s disrespectful and stupid.

    Liked by 1 person

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